Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

Blue States vs Red States

This was forwarded to me.
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Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at the way you've treated California and we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren’t aware that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Colorado, Minnesota, Illinois, Virginia, Maryland, D.C., Delaware and all the Northeast.

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard.

You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue.

You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. 

You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of the high tech industry, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red States believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% think that Saddam was involved in 9/11, and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good pot too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico… IF YOU CAN GET IT OVER THE WALL!

Friday, November 25, 2016

How Will Democrats Win in 2020?

Easy...

We will nominate Jon Stewart for President and he will name Elizabeth Warren as his VP running mate.

End of story...

P.S. I am very serious!

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Why Worry About the "Alt-Right" Now That Trump Will Be President?

With Trump’s election, if you are a woman, a minority and/or an immigrant, you have reason to worry. If you are none of these, we need your help in fighting the White Supremacists who call themselves the “alt-right.” Please keep reading…

• Trump made Steve Bannon the CEO of his election campaign, and now he is Trump’s Chief Strategist.
• Steve Bannon declared his Breitbart News Network “the platform for the alt-right” in 2016.

• About the Alt-Right:
It's bound together by common enemiesWomen, minorities, immigrants and national institutions that, by their worldview, threaten the freedom of white men with the toxic sword of political correctness.

In its eyes, the straight white man is actually the victim, the ultimate oppressed class in Western society. It believes the world is actually run by women who use sex and victimhood to gain influenceminorities who live fat off the tax dollars of white peoplea corrupt media that advances a poisonous progressive agenda and wealthy Jews who control everything from the shadows.

Alt-righters call waking up to this inconvenient truth "red pilling." Visiting an online hub for the alt-right and asking to be “red pilled" on some particular subject is, in essence, requesting that someone initiate you into their conspiracy theory. But often, a red-pilling can happen to you whether you like it or not. When the alt-right wants to spread its message of hate and destroy its opponents all in one fell swoop, its members use Twitter trolling and radical, racist memes — aiming to “red pill" as many as they can before it's too late. 

• Example of What They Have Done and Will Continue To Do:
If you google The Daily Stormer, you’ll see a headline that boasts it’s the “World’s #1 Alt-Right and Pro-Genocide Website.” The website regularly defends Adolf Hitler, attacks “kikes,” and has a section documenting the “Jewish Problem.”

The Daily Stormer (see similarity to Stormtrooper) wanted to get a GQ reporter for an article they called unfair to Melania Trump, telling its readers to “go ahead and send [the reporter] a tweet and let her know what you think of her dirty kike trickery.” She said she then received an onslaught of anti-Semitic messages and death threats, which she described as “the most obscene, anti-Semitic stuff I have frankly ever seen directed at me in my life.”

• Trump made it clear he likes strong leaders like Putin:
I believe he would include Hitler in his strong leader list too.

• My Opinions:
- Trump is not another Hitler.
- I do not think there will be mass executions in the US under Prez Trump.
- I do think he will give the “alt-right” a huge platform to spew their hatred of everything non-White and non-Christian.
- With a powerful national platform, the alt-right will begin a program of denigrating and removing rights from those they hate.
- I do think they may become a big enough power that politically Trump will be unable to control them because it might anger his base.
- Some people believe there may only be a 5% chance these horrible predictions will come true.
- Some people believe there is a 95% chance these horrible predictions will come true.
- I believe there is a 50% chance these horrible predictions will come true.
- So my preparations are like insurance. If the bad stuff does not come true, I wasted a lot of energy and a little money, but no one got hurt in the process. For example, 1.) I just joined the ACLU for the first time, 2.) I just donated to the ADL for the first time, 3.) I just donated to Planned Parenthood for the first time.
- If they do begin to come true, I will be better prepared… even if it means going all the way.

Things Some Conservatives Are Delusional About

Things some conservatives are delusional about:

1. DEMs are trying to take their guns away.
Every year Obama was President, conservatives railed that he was going to try to take away their guns. In 8 years he never tried; he never even considered it.

2. The Presidential election is rigged.
Now that Trump won, conservatives still cannot admit the election was not and never will be rigged.

3. Obamacare hurt them.
Most conservatives get their health insurance either through their employer or Medicare, neither of which were touched by Obamacare. Most conservatives really have no idea what Obamacare is or how it works.

4. Police Unions are Good, All Other Unions are Bad.
Defending a policeman who shoots an unarmed man is fine. But defending a teacher who has worked in her local school for 30 years at very low pay is bad. I just don't understand how educated people can think this way.

5. The media is biased against Trump.
This one takes the cake. Without the media, Trump would never have become such a well known figure and certainly would never have won the GOP primary. If the media is biased in any way, it's towards covering anything dramatic rather then things really important to all of us.